A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they
all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher
replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking,"
Then Little Johnny says
"I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied,
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring
on,.........but I like your thinking.
