Little Johnny's Question
> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
> shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the
> first gun shot"
>
> The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
>
> Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
> of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
> sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
> one is married?"
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
>
> To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
> wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
