> > A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
> >notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
> >the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> >
> > The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
> >her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
> >
> >"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
> > "Thanks" the girl says.
> >
> >The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> >wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire
> >fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
> >that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster "
> >
> The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
> >wouldn't have a siren."
