i found this in a bulletin, it made me laugh, out loud, for real. yeah, i can't wait for these days! (sarcasm!)
For those who have sons & those who will get a
sneak peak into the lives of parents who have
sons.....
And you also find out interesting things when you
have sons, like...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to
fill a 2000 sq. ft. hou se 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and
run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200
adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,
the mot or is not strong enough to rotate a 42
pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a
paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a
20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the
ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a
bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane)
doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling f an.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a
flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they
can on ly do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive
tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in
the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a
swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even
though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when
driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that
odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on;
plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a
5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when
dizzy.
24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all
of their friends, with or without kids.
25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the
Clorox and brake fluid.
****JUICY WANTS TO TRY #25 WHOS WITH ME?!