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So weird...

Don't get me wrong, I love my REAL friends on fubar and I have luv for my fufriends and fans, but I've noticed that some people that I thought were potential REAL friends are suddenly dropping me as a friend.

I can't be nothing but curious...

Am I doing something to offend them and I'm not aware of it?

Am I too open with my opinions and they can't take it?

Am I not kissing their ass and that's what they are used to?

I hate loosing someone as a friend, but for no apparent reason DAMN lol.

Well, to those that are still with me and not just befriending me because you assume I have naughty pics (hahaha) thank you and I greatly appreciate you!

 

Luffs 'n stuffs

~ Sassi 

LOL

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Which would you prefer??

Ok, while out with my family my son's father turned to me and said "this line in this song (Chris Brown - My last) is dedicated to you". 

The line was "she's a 7 in the face and a 10 in the ass". I was like WOW!! He thought there is nothing wrong with that. That most men prefer a girl that is a 7 in the face and a 10 in the ass.

So now... I'm asking =)

Would you prefer a woman that is a 7 (average) in the face and a 10 (damn) in the ass or a 10 in the face and a 7 in the ass? 

PLEASE don't answer "I'd rather have a 10 in the face and a 10 in the ass", because that's not the question...jfs =)!

Him, his family and his friends told me what they prefer, so now I'm asking you FU-land.

~~Sassi

(CNN) -- A Southern California woman was in jail Wednesday after allegedly drugging her husband, cutting off his penis, throwing it into the garbage disposal and turning it on, Orange County police said.

Catherine Kieu Becker put a drug or poison in her husband's dinner Monday evening to make him sleepy, according to the initial police investigation.

"The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off," police said. "The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off."

Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce.

Becker, 48, was arrested for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was booked into the Orange County Jail.

The 51-year-old victim, who hasn't been identified because he is an alleged victim of spousal abuse, underwent emergency surgery at the UCI Medical Center, police said.

 

See what happens when you cheat and your wife finds out? LMAO!! 

I saw this and was a loss for words. She has some balls to take a man's penis and put it in the garbage disposal. What ever happened to talking it out?

Ladies, do you think she went too fucking far? 

out of curiosity...

Here is the scenario...

You have a friend that you are in love with, but you are afraid to reveal your feelings. You've felt this way for about a year or so and no matter how much the two of you hang out, watch movies, even cook you keep your feelings to yourself.

He (or in some cases she) decided to take it to the next level and the two of you have an AMAZING sex session. Now, you really don't want to say anything. You don't want them to think or feel that it was because of the sex.

So to help my family member out of this situation...what would you do? Would you tell them how you felt or keep it to yourself. 

BTW..the sex sessions hasn't stopped. The 2 of you get together like once every week to every other week.

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