A Christmas story
"Twas the night before christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
he cussed out the elvesand threw down the list.
Miserable little brats, ungreatful little jerks
i have good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for Damn near a year,
instead of "thanks Santa" --what do i hear?
the old lady bitches cuz i work late at night.
the elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when i think things will get better
those ass holes from the IRS sends me a letter,
they say i owe taxes--if that aint damn funny
who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
and the kids these days -- they all are the pits
they want the impossible -- those mean little shits
i spent the whole year making wagons and sleds
assembling dolls... their arms,legs, heads
i made them a ton of yo yo's -No request for them
they want computers and robots... they think I'm [BM]
flying through the trees ...dodging trees
falling down chimmneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job theres just no enjoyment
ï'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
theres no christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blond and im going SOUTH for the season.
