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SpoiledRotten's blog: "Lil Johnny"

created on 09/16/2006  |  http://fubar.com/lil-johnny/b2479

Lil Johnny

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to > someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her > and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl > said, > "NO." Johnny said, " I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you > bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She > thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her > boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend > said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even > be able to get his pants down." > She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and > the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 > minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She said, > "The bastard used quarters!"
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