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What are you waiting for?
life is shit.
not sure if anyone knows this, but it is.
I suggest a few things to brighten up your world...
1. break wind on a regular basis.
2.do feng shui lots
3. masturbate a lot
4. have a good shit it can make you feel a lot better
5.never drink more than your friend
6.avoid affairs with married people
7. dont worry about anything cos it seriously aint worth it
8. dont tell the doc about those voices you hear ;)
9.cancel your facebook account... that site is seriously bad for ones health
10. cancel your ebay account as its seriously bad for ones pocket...
11. make me your best friend in the whole world.. cos im so nice,cheerful and generous :)
