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Timothy Brian Eckes, 34, of Georgetown Road, Roanoke passed away at 6 a.m. Sunday, July 13, 2014 in Jane Lew as a result of an auto accident.
He was born in Weston on August 23, 1979 a son of Barbara Joan Fisher Eckes Bailey of Roanoke and Kenneth Ray "Kenny' Gandy of Clendenin.
He is survived by his wife, Kathy Roush Eckes of Clendenin; stepfather, Leonard Edward "Eddie" Bailey of Georgetown Road; two sons: Timothy Brian "TJ" Eckes Jr. and Donald Bo Roush; five stepchildren: Jack "Andy" Persinger, Kayla Boatright, and Brooke, Kara and Austin Persinger; two step grandchildren: Wyatt Persinger, and Kyrah Byler; two sisters: Sherry Joann McCarty and husband John Thomas of Crawford and Jessica Denice Eckes Queen and husband Edward Brent Queen of Philippi; foster brother, Glen Allen Bunnell of OH; step sister, Jennifer Bailey of Jane Lew; step brother, Eddie Bailey; one niece, Gracie Nicole Queen and two nephews: Zachery Thomas and Joshua Carol McCarty; three step nieces: Hannah and Faith Murphy and Robin Bailey; one step nephew, Riley Nicholson; one great nephew, Ayden Thomas McCarty; maternal grandparents, Howard Wesley Fisher and wife Wanda Pearl of Orlando; paternal grandfather, Glen Gandy of Clendenin; one uncle, Edward Wesley Fisher and wife Pam; five aunts: Betty Sue Bailey and husband Danny, Carolyn Marie Fisher, Diana Fay Ables and husband Mark, Brenda Vance and husband Gary, and Pat Casto and husband Jeff; and several nieces and nephews.
He was preceded in death by his stepfather, John David Eckes, who raised him; and his paternal grandmother, Gladys Gandy.
Tim was employed as an equipment operator for Ace Pipeline in Elkview and was a member of the Union Local #132 Operators in Cleveland OH. Tim's family affectionately nicknamed him "4 Point" and he enjoyed hunting, fishing, riding 4wheelers and spending time with his sons, family and friends.
Friends and family will gather at the Pat Boyle Funeral Home and Cremation Service at 144 Hackers Creek Rd. in Jane Lew from 5-7 pm on Thursday, July 17, 2014. Funeral Services will follow at 7 pm from the Pat Boyle Funeral Home Chapel with Reverend Toby Dukich officiating.
The Pat Boyle Funeral Home and Cremation Service is honored and privileged to serve the family of Tim Eckes. Online condolences may be expressed at www.patboylefuenralhome.com
A life that touches others is a life that will go on forever.. so many loved you..you touched a lot lives, and we all have so many happy memories that we get to keep… But those memories do not make me miss you any less until I see you again on the other side…no matter where I am or where you are, you hit it the nail on the head when you said I would always be your girl, and I too will always love you no matter no matter who comes into my life…they can never take your place.. I am going to miss my best friend so much…I love you Timothy Brian Eckes …. AUGUST 23,1979 - JULY 13, 2014..</3
It doesn't seem fair that K--- and the driver of the truck he hit head on both walked away from this..while you're life was taken.. maybe I'm wrong for hoping it eats at his conscience that he took a life because of his irrisponsible actions while drinking, that he could have taken the life of the man he hit head on as well , not just yours. Maybe I'm wrong for hoping they shove him away in a dark whole for a long time..you were'nt perfect.. but you were a good man..you raised a lot of hell in your day, but had a heart of gold..this was not what you deserved at all.. I know maybe Karma will get me for being so frustrated , hurt and heartbroken for thinking these things.. but for now it is how i feel. Maybe some day that will change, and I hope to someday be able to forgive his actions. But he took the life of a damn good father, brother, son and best friend. It's going to take a long time....
But I know I will never get over you Tim... you were my best friend, and we both loved each other more than that, even though we never took it that way.. I will miss dragging you into my vehicle to go home because you had had too much to drink and I wanted you safe, making plans to someday (when you divorced the current wife lol) to be your best man, dress and all, in your next wedding... and so much more... We had some great times, and I will msis those
I know you're watching over all of us... so until we meet again...
You try to schedule days off around the phases of the moon
You have a bumber sticker that reads “Stat happens”
You are the only one at the dinner table not allowed to talk about your day of work
Discussing dismemberment while eating a goumet meal is perfectly normal
Your pajamas and work clothes all look alike
Your ringtone on your phone is a siren
You’ve ever muttered “nice veins” to a complete stranger
You think it’s funny to tell a patient “I know how you feel. It’s my first IV too.”
You have a pet named “comatose”
You think the world is going to come to an end if someone utters “Wow, it‘s really quiet”
You can drink 5 cups of caffeinated coffee before noon
The stop-in-food-store manager down the street from your crew hall knows you by name
It’s a miracle if you ever get to sit down and eat a full meal without any interruptions
You follow random ambulancesin your POV
You carry a pair of sheers with you everywhere you go
Your record is going 95mph down Main Street
O-P-Q-R-S-T is not just the middle of the alphabet
You find humor in other people's stupidity
You believe than 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm
Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you sit down to eat
You believe a good tape job will fix anything
You have the bladder capacity of five people
Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change
Your idea of comforting a child includes placing them in a papoose restraint
You have ever referred to someone's death as a "Celestial Transfer", or a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit"...
You have ever answered a "lost condom" call...
You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide...Doing It Right"...
You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis...
You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there"...
You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably...
You have ever wanted to reply "yes" when someone calls the E.R. and asks "Is my (husband, wife, mother, brother, friend, etc.) there?"...
You have ever referred to the E.R. Doc , triage nurse, or partner as a "
magnet" or "angel of death"...
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion...
You think that caffeine should be available in I.V. form...
You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience...
You believe the ER waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain...
You want lab to order a "dumb profile"...
Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"...
You have ever had a patient say, "but I'm not pregnant; I'm a virgin! How can I be having a baby"...
You have ever accused a patient of faking a seizure, only to watch him immeadiately come out of the seizure long enough to deny faking it and cuss you out, then go back into it...
Your shoes have been seized and quarantined by either the CDC in Atlanta, OSHA, the EPA, or the Nuclear Regulatory Commission...
And finally, You might be an EMS professional if you find any of this funny!!!!
Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us
15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.
14. Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."
13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
12. Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stock boy" display.
11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.
9. The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.
4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was "homemade Gack."
3. Your sales display, "Barbie's Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu" was not exactly an overwhelming success.
2. Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
1. Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- I'm on break."
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."
9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.
8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.
7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.
3) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com
2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious "tubby@whitehouse.gov"
1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, one covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, the wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, a nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, and filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, and now it is time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the grass, because I'm in the mood, for a piece of that ASS!
I bout fell off my chair to hear that!! :)
we are back to hanging out again. Sleeping together. but not as bf/gf. He tells me he loves my company and sleeping next to me and holding me , etc, etc, etc. But he's not ready to date again because he hasnt completely got things straight in his head. We're doin our own thing, but still doin each other LOL. OI! this is crazy. I still love him though... so i wait for him to make his mind up... not sure how much longer to wait though.......why does loving someone have to be so damned complicated?
Aint that something? To know that your ex who you love so much and would take back in a split second has decided he wont be happy no matter where he goes until he has answers for his fucked up head and that I should be able to ease my concience that he never once thought of his ex while we were together (which I told him should have said something) but he still went to bed loving her.
And that he can look straight in my eyes and tell me he cares about me very much and he doesnt know if i'll ever have him back because he isnt sure he wants anyone ever again because of how fucked up he is in the head. that he realizes he gave up a good thing, but that he cant be with anyone including me til he straightens his own head out. But when he gets to that point he hopes he isnt too late to make it up to me IF in the end i'm the one he wants at all.
GOD what do I do... I love the friggin idiot. Im so confused... do I go ahead and try to move on, or keep waiting for him to make up his mind?
seriously though. the one man I finaly alowed myself to let my guard down... the one I actualy fell in love with... dumped me for the 2nd time in 2 weeks yesterday. I'm everything he could ask for, I dont cheat, lie or mistreat him and his boys. I'm a good woman and ones like me dont come around very often. But yet even though he cares about me and I'm supposedly all that, he doesnt care about me like he thinks he should after being together over 4 months. *scratches her head* I hope he realizes what he's giving up... I know I'm pretty miserable right now.. need to heal this heartache...or rip my heart out of my chest so I dont have to deal with it anymore.
I get told repeatedly by guys how good a woman I am that I'm one of a kind and all this and that... if thats the case... why does stuff like this happen? I'm so aggravated right now and beating myself up for this and I know it wasnt my fault this time.... thats what is so hard to figure out...UGH
