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Specter6's blog: "Life"

created on 11/21/2006  |  http://fubar.com/life/b26935

Your Attention Please...

It's time for some change.
I know that for most "normal" people, Wednesday is classically considered to be "Hump Day" as it is in the middle of the week, but after carefully considering a couple of factors, I am going to lead a movement to officially remove the label of Hump Day from Wednesdays.
Here's why:
Factor 1 Many people now work non-traditional jobs and have to work shifts. This typically means that they work odd hours and more importantly, have to work weekends or part of the weekend.
Take my jobs for example. My regular job is Wednesday through Saturday and I work nights. My part-time job is basically on-call and I work it on my "days off". So some weeks I get one day off, or worse, none. Meaning I have no set "Wednesday" or a single day that can be defined as my Wednesday. I guess if I had to name one, it would have to be the first 12 hours of Friday, but that's only during those weeks that I only work my regular job.
Factor 2 By its literal meaning, (besides being the middle of the week) Hump Day would infer that this is the one day designated for sex. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to object to this travesty.
I'm mean, get real. If Wednesday were the only day to have sex, people who have to work on Wednesday will get short-changed. How about those who don't get to see their spouse/significant other/life partner on Wednesdays? How the hell is that gonna work out? Not well, let me tell ya.
And how about those of us who would like to have sex more than just one day a week? Not very conducive to this type of thinking is it?
So what is my solution? From now on, every day should be Hump Day!
Think of what this will mean:
The Weekend Is Near Since every day will be Hump Day, the weekend will seem as if it's only days away; every day! No more Monday blahs!
And, there'll be no more Hump Day discrimination for those who work odd shifts.
Share The Love Every day you'll be reminded that you should be having sex with that "special someone" in your life, no more waiting for that "one" day.
You'll get those special sexy Hump Day messages every day instead of once a week! How nice will it be to have half-nekkid folks in your inbox every day? Think about it…
I know, I know. Many of you right now are thinking that I've got way too much time on my hands, but when you stop to realize that while I'm thinking about these kinds of things I'm not harassing you or getting myself into anymore trouble and making an attempt to make all of our lives a little better, isn't it worth it?
Who's with me?

PS – Please refer to your "What Will Happen When Specter6 Takes Over The World" manual, page 46 for further information on this program.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk EMS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. EMS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. EMS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. EMS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as Fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. EMS FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. EMS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. EMS FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. EMS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. EMS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. EMS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. EMS FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. EMS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. EMS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..That's alcohol abuse!!!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. EMS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". EMS FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later okay just one more". CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. EMS FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." EMS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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