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TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29. I smile because I don't know what the fuck is going on. 2007-03-19 23:52:15 MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard

cherrytap

Cherrytap greatest site ever. Have met some very lovley people on here and some of them are very lovely ladies. The single dad who does not get out much. So need to have time to talk to other adults and cherrytap has been great. Feeling alot less insane since starting to come here. Well tht all just a quick blog. And thankyou and Cherry love to all those who read this.

Friends helping

Have to thatnk my friend Kimberly. She is in the navy and currently in Japan. She is going to set me up an alotment from her pay to help me out paying rent. Ben having to borrow money from people to help pay rent since oct 2006 and I hate it. Got custody of my kids than a month later lost my job. So went on welfare (hate it too) but welfare give me 740 a month and rent is 875 a month, I am sure you can do the math.I am finding out what great friends I have. Love to them all. Now to deal with my depression. My therapist is refering me to someone else to look at the posability I will need medication. Hope not but if it help wth the depression it will make me a better dad for my kids. Well that all for this rant. Hugs to all who actually read this. Kurt

friends

Well thank God for freinds. If it was not for friends my children and I would be on the street. Lost my job back in Oct of 2006. Been looking but hard to find work as a single dad when you do not have the money for daycare. On welfare (and HATING it) which gives me 740 a month and my rent is 875. I am sure you can do the math. Tha there is the lelctric bill. And the cox bill 9cannot have a 7 year old and a 5 year old with out cartoons). and than the cell phone bill wich is used to still deal with the Hamilton County job and family services and lawyers and foster mother out in Ohio where my ex lost custody of my kids to the state. But thing are looking up friends help support my kids and I. Also having help to go back to school later this year for medical training. People from my mothers church are offering to help. Seem for some reason people are impressed that I steped up to take my kids. My welfare to work referaal has come through late in Feb. So now I can go back to school with less strees as Welfare-to-Work/Maximus will pay for childcare for up to two years. So will have no troubles paying for childcare when I need it know. Now I just have to find it.

School

Well looks like I will be going back to school. Starting at Concourd Career College Aug. 20th for Respiratory Therapist. Graduate in march 2009. 18 month program get me an A.S to go with my three A.A.s. Checked out Salary.com for how much they make (sound of jaw droping at the pay). Would be makeing more than twice as much as I did at my last job. WOOHOO. So loks like life may start sucking in the good way. Lets hope.

family

Well for anyone that care I am now a single Father. Have a 7 year old daughter and a 5 year old son. My exgf married a guy who raped my daughter multipletime over a two year period before she turned 6, SO had to fight the State of Ohio for them when I live in SOuthern California. So finally received custody in Aug. of 2006. I did not believe I was fully prepaired for them and boy was I right. My work (Viejas Casino) did not believe that becoming asingle father of two abused children was cause to take me off of Graveyard shift, so I had to try and depend on freinds for nighttime child care. Well that did not work out to well and I ended up fired for being one minute late three time in the same pay period. So been out of work for a while. Doing the welfare thing and hating ever second of it. But the welfare to wrok program will pay for daycare for my kids while I go back to school. SO I have my kids and things are starting to work out. Life looks a little better each day but for now still sucks in the ot so good way. I never really get to leave the house except during the four hours my son is in Kindergarden. So if anyone reads this and is in the San Deigo area and does RPGs give me a holler could host a game at my place. Love to everyone who needs it and huds to thosae who need them. Remember life could always be worse.
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