One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
> well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
> the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
> Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
> well needed to be covered up anyway;
> it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
> He invited all his neighbors to come over and
> help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
> to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> donkey realized what was happening and cried
> horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
> quieted down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
> looked down the well. He was astonished at what
> he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
> back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
> He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
> dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
> off and take a step up.
>
> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> stepped up over the edge of the well and
> happily trotted off!
>
> Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
> of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
> is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
> our troubles are a steppingstone. We can get out
> of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
> never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
>
> Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
>
> Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
>
> Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
>
> Live simply and appreciate what you have.
>
>
> Give more.
>
> Expect less
>
>
>
> NOW ............
>
> Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back,
>
>
>
> and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
>
>
>
> The gash from the bite got infected and
>
>
>
> the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
>
> MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover
> your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
>
> You have two choices...smile and close this
> page, or pass this along to someone else to
> spread the fun.