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LIFE'S LESSONS

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a > well. The animal cried piteously for hours as > the farmer tried to figure out what to do. > > Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the > well needed to be covered up anyway; > it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. > He invited all his neighbors to come over and > help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began > to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the > donkey realized what was happening and cried > horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he > quieted down. > > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally > looked down the well. He was astonished at what > he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his > back, the donkey was doing something amazing. > He would shake it off and take a step up. > > As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel > dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it > off and take a step up. > > Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey > stepped up over the edge of the well and > happily trotted off! > > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds > of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well > is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of > our troubles are a steppingstone. We can get out > of the deepest wells just by not stopping, > never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. > > Remember the five simple rules to be happy: > > Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. > > Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. > > Live simply and appreciate what you have. > > > Give more. > > Expect less > > > > NOW ............ > > Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back, > > > > and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. > > > > The gash from the bite got infected and > > > > the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. > > > MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: > > When you do something wrong, and try to cover > your ass, it always comes back to bite you. > > You have two choices...smile and close this > page, or pass this along to someone else to > spread the fun.
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