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True Story...lol

So...I'm at work last week at my part job, at a convenience store, when this old guy walks in and asks me if I have the phone number to the vacume machine outside. I write it down on a piece of paper and ask why he needs it. Apparently he was vacuming his car and accidentally sucked up his false teeth and eye glasses...I had two thoughts at this point...1.) Why were his TEETH on the SEAT OF THE CAR???!!! and 2.) Maybe if he was wearing his glasses, he might not have sucked up his teeth...I got a good chuckle out of that one...Tell me what you think about it.

Just Average Me

I'm tired of being the girl next door. I wan to stand out in a crowd and be the center of attention for once. I'm tired of not being peoples "type" and having a "great personality". I want to be beautiful, sexy, hot. So...my dilema...how to go about doing this metamorphasis? If anyone has ANY advice for me, no matter how harsh it is...you can leave it here with me. I am in serious need of a mentor. Let's face facts, people don't put a picture of themselves online to be judjed on personality. Basically, I'm really REALLY sick of being just average.
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