Lie Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating
that she never told a lie"
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only
two lies in his
entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan."
