You Are 87% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

Misused homophones:

I stole this from someone, I hope that's ok.
But please, people, there are some simple rules to follow when writing, r.e.:

you're = you are
your = belonging to you

it's = it is
its = belonging to it

to = direction or destination
two = numeral (2)
too = also or excess (too much, too many)

there = position
their = belonging to them
they're = they are

except = excluding
accept = approve, concede to, or receive

then = next in a series, at the time, result (if ___, then ___)
than = comparison or juxtaposition (this rather than that)

board = flat slab of wood or other material
bored = tired of or disinterested in something or without anything to do

This one isn't a homophone, but annoying nonetheless.

chick [pronounced how it is spelled] = baby chicken, slang for girl or woman
chic [pronounced SHEEK] = stylish, elegant

It would be ok, I suppose, to write chic to mean chick if chic weren't already a word.
I want to drive home the point of the over-use and MISuse of the apostrophe. Nothing is plural anymore, it seems; it's all possessive? And the contractions are left in the dust. Ugh.