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Given to the straying hands of boredom, I think I will waste a bit of time by Fublogging! It's the perfect time killer because, as the little screen, on this page, dictates, more people surf for NSFW than there are people reading blogs. Besides, I got so caught up on the idea of getting bumped up from level 10 to level 11, I submitted a really bad cell phone pic, hoping that it will pass as a salute. I had gotten Kathleens' digital cam, out of her car, along with some sort of sedative. But, after spending a fair amount of time primping and posing for a pic, then taking about twenty of them, centering my "salute" sign into the pic, I discovered that, while her cam, and accessories, were in her car, the freaking firewire, for the COMPUTER was not here. DAMN. So it was "grab a cell phone and hope for the best!" It's a crappy pic, so don't judge me by it. I went where the lighting was good, and stopped being concerned with background, in hopes that the salute info would be legible. I have no idea how long it takes FuBouncers to authorize a salute. But I feel like a freaking Kid waiting for Christmas morning to arrive! I WANT to level freaking UP! While I am waiting, I am trying to avoid doing anything Fubar related, because I cannot get any points for anything I do, right now, anyway, as I am maxed until the salute pic is accepted.... So... God 31 people, in total, have read the 14 blogs that I have written here. I don't want to compare apples and oranges... But, when I blog on MySpace, I average about fifty to one hundred readers PER blog. The numbers here, are a total ego-kill! And to think that I sit, for hours, in lounges, with people who read all my zingers, deliberately psychotic jokes, and my random bullshit... And if they'd only read these blogs, they'd see that there is oh so much more to me than "boobie" jokes. But it's all good. I snuck into Kathleens car tonight and liberated a small handful of sedatives. So I am feeling pretty relaxed. I'm sure that, those who know me here, wonder, often, about Kathleen. To clarify, she's just a friend. A really good friend, without a doubt, but just a friend. We are NOT married, or involved. She does sleep here almost every single night. But there are reasons for that which I think I already covered here. DAMN DAMN DAMN FuBouncers....LOOK AT MY SALUTE PIC SO I CAN GO OUT AND FUWHORE FOR SOME FUMONEY! lol Buying drinks, in lounges, is an expensive hobby. And, OMG my profile is 100% sober for the first time in weeks. This is tragic! I guess that's enough bored blogging for one night. I'll write more once my Salute is accepted and I can brag about the joys of having levelled up!
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