Life has taught me - ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE!!!
>
> Law of Mechanical Repair
> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
> itch or you'll have to pee.
>
> Law of the Workshop
> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
>
> Law of Probability
> The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
> stupidity of your act.
>
> Law of the Telephone
> If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
>
> Law of the Alibi
> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
> tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
> Variation Law
> If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
> start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
>
> Law of the Bath
> When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
>
> Law of Close Encounters
> The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
> when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
>
> Law of the Result
> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
>
> Law of Bio mechanics
> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
>
> Law of the Theater
> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
> arrive last.
>
> Law of Coffee
> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
> you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
>
> Murphy's Law of Lockers
> If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
> adjacent lockers.
>
> Law of Rugs/Carpets
> The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
> floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
> the carpet/rug.
>
> Law of Location
> No matter where you go, there you are.
>
> Law of Logical Argument
> Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
>
> Brown's Law
> If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
> Oliver's Law
> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
> Wilson's Law
> As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
> making it.
>
> Doctors' Law
> If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
> the time you get there you'll feel better.
> Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
