A small story my boss told me.......
During a very cold winter day, a bird was flying across the sky. As it got colder and colder, the bird froze and fell to the ground. A cow walked up to it and crapped on it. The heat thawed the bird out and it began singing. The noise attracted a fox which then ate the bird.
Moral of the story-not everyone who shits on you means you harm and when you are in deep shit, you should keep quiet.