What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
licker cabinet.
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker,the other's a crack snacker
What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbians coffee table??
Potpourri
If these don't leave you in splits.. you need a scr*w desperately from any-body...
