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created on 08/27/2008  |  http://fubar.com/bitemenoname/b241375

Lawyers...

> > Charlotte, North Carolina > > > >A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive > > cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. > > > > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of > > these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium > >payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance > >company. > > > >In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of >small > >fires.' > > > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious > > reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > > > The lawyer sued and WON ! > > > >(Stay with me.) > > > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the > > insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated > >nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it >had > > warranted > >that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure > >them > >against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable > >'fire' > >and was obligated to pay the claim. > > > > Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance > >company > > accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of >the > >cigars lost in the 'fires'. > > > >NOW FOR THE BEST PART... > > > >After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company > > had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! > > With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case >being > >used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his > >insured > >property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. > > > > This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent > >Criminal > >Lawyers Award Contest. > > > >ONLY IN AMERICA, NO WONDER OTHER COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!
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