So this kid knocks on the door at 11 pm tonight, started off like so..
"Hi my name is Josh, I just moved over there (points to the house acrossed the street) and was wondering if... say are you a nice guy or bad guy?"
At this point I am holding my breath to see what dad will say when he harshly tells the kid that he is a bad guy. The kid is stunned and asks "Really?" Dad comfirms and the boy asks "Are you going to shoot me?"
At this point I could the boy was scared so I am yelling at dad to be nice when dad laughs and says
"I just might!"
I blink cause I knew he meant, and then the boy asks "For real?" Dads says for really the boy darts off into the night scarming he's sory.