HAD MY ADRENALINE ON THE RISE. HE PUSHED AND HE PUSHED. WHEN I GOT IN HIS FACE, HE KEPT SAYING HOSTILITIES BUT WAS BACKING UP HIS FRIENDS DIRECTION.
LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING, IF I TELL IT RIGHT, THERE IS SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IN IT.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THE ENTIRE BAND LAST NITE. I TOOK MY VIDEO CAMERA SO I WOULD HAVE FOOTAGE TO GIVE AID TO FINDING A WAY TO FIT IN, IF THEIR CURRENT DRUMMER CHANGES HIS MIND.
I AM SITTING UP FRONT, THEY HAD 4 ROWS OF TABLE THAT HAD GROUPS OF 3 SMALL TABLES PUSHED TOGETHER.
WELL, I HIT THE CAN AND WHEN I CAME BACK THE GROUP OF GUYS, WHO EACH WORE A BANDANA, AND THE APPARENT LEADER HAD THS WILD LOOKING BEARD. THEY HAD BEEN DOING SOMETHING HEAVY LIKE METH OR MORE LIKE HEROIN. I CAME BACK TO FIND THEM ALL SEATED AROUND ME. THE ONE GIRL AMONG THEM, IT STINKS LIKE HELL OVER THERE...HOPE U DONT MIND? THEN THIS TALL SHAGGY GUY SAYS"SOMEBODY PUKED OVE THERE OR FUCKING SOMTHING."
I SAID "NO PROBLEM, BE MY GUEST" AND MEANT IT AS MUCH AS I COULD.
WE COULDNT TALK WITH THE MUSIC PLAYING, BUT DURING BREAKS, I TRIED TO TELL ONE GUY HE LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE THE ACTOR COLIN FERRELL, BUT HIS CEREAL HAD OBVIOUSLY BEEN PISSED IN.
BUT FOR THE MOST PART, I HAD ENUFF WIT TO ENTERTAIN THEM AND CAUSED ABOUT HALF OF THEM TO LAUGH PRETTY HARD, I THOUGHT IT WAS ENUFF TO KEEP ME, MY VIDEOCAMERA, AND MY WALLET SAFE.
THEN AS I GO TO SIT DOWN, I PUT TOO MUCH WEIGHT AT THE END OF THE TABLE, MY FULL BEER BECAME MY HALF FULL BEER. THE OTHER HALF FORMED A PUDDLE ON THE BORDER OF THE DANCE FLOOR.
THEY WERE WERE ALL EXCITED AND I WASNT MOVING FAST ENOUGH FOR THEM, THEY TOLD ME I NEED TO GET THAT CLEANED UP-I SAID IAM ON MY WAY.
ITS NOT THE FIRST SPILL A BAR EVER HAD...WHAT DO U DO? YOU REPORT IT TO THE BARTENDER, AND WITHIN A A FEW MINUTES SOMEOENE WILL COME OUT WITH A BUCKET AND WRINGER. AND CLEAN IT UP-IT'S CALLED THEIR JOB.
I DID WHAT SHE TOLD ME TO DO, GO HAVE A SEAT HONEY.
THEY CONCLUDED, SINCE I CAME BACK WITHOUT ANYTHING TO CLEAN UP THE MESS WITH, I WASNT GOING TO BOTHER WITH IT.
I EXPLAINED EXACTLY WHAT I JUST EXPLAINED--WHAT I DID AND WHAT I WAS TOLD TO DO. THEY WERE DEMANDING I DO MORE ABOUT THE MESS, WHEN I POINTD THIS FELLA COMING OUT WITH A BUCKET AND WRINGER ON WHEELS.-- I SAID "THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING, HERE COMES THE DUDE NOW."
I SAT BACK DOWN. THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR ONE OF THEM-HE COMMANDS ME TO DO MORE BECAUSE I MADE THE MESS, I SHOULD CLEAN UP THE MESS--TELLING I SHOULD TAKE THE MOP FROM HIS HAND. I REPLIED AND WITH A SMARTASS TONE--YOU TAKE THE FUCKING MOP, THE DUDE'S GOT IT-PROBLEM SOLVED.
THIS GUY FINISHES AND THE BIKER GUY DECIDES HE DOESNT THINK TO DO A GOOD ENOUGH JOB AND COMMANED ME TO GO GET THE MOP.
HE KEPT SAYING
GO GET THE FUCKING MOP...GO GET..."
AT FIRST, I JUST GAVE HIM A BEWILDERED LOOK, THEN I DECIDED TO FIND IT FUNNNY THAT HE THINKS HE CAN MAKE ANY COMMANDMENTS TO ME-I KIND OF JUST SHOOK MY HEAD AND LAUGHED.
FINALLY, IT WAS GETTING ANNOYING. I KEPT IT POLITE BUT MY TONE CHANGED TO FIRM NOT LIVACIOUS.
i SAID "MAN U GOTTA LET THIS GO, I WONT TAKE MUCH MORE OF IT" HE CONTINUED, AND I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GO INTO THE OTHER PART OF THE BAR TO SEE WHERE I STOOD IN THE LINE FOR POOL AND HE FOLLOWS ME. I WAS TRYING TO TUNE HIM OUT BUT HE CAUGHT UP WITH ME, I TURNED AROUND "WTF IS IT WITH YOU AND THIS SHIT? DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME?" I GOT IN HIS FACE AND BUMPED HIS CHEST WITH MINE WHEN I DID...HE WAS TOO FUCKED UP TO BE INIMIDATED OR JUST NEW HIS POSSE HAD HIS BACK. HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IN HS I WAS A CHAMPIION WRESTLER IN THE 155LB WEIGHT CLASS FOR SEOAL--YOU DONT FORGET SHIT WHEN U TRAIN THAT HARD FOR IT THAT LONG.
HE DIDNT KNOW I TRAINED AS A BOXER. THAT I KNOW FOOT WORK AND HOW TO PROTECT MYSELF. i KNOW TO CHANGE ANGLES IN TWO STEPS AND ALWAYS KNOW WHERE HE IS AND WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO.
HE DIDNT KNOW THAT HE WAS FUCKED UP AND I WOULD SHRED HIM LIKE CABBAGE, OR HAVE HIM IN SUBMISSION IN SECONDS.
I KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES COULD END WITH ME TAKING A BEATING FROM HIS BUDDIES, BUT I FOUND MYSELF PICKING OUT TARGETS ON HIM AND BEGAN TO WATCH HIS PATTERN OF MOVEMENT. I MAINTAINED EYE CONTACT LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW I WAS NOT INTIMIDATED. I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT HOW I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO JUST BLAST THIS GUY AND RUN FOR IT OUT THE FRONT AND AROUND THE BAR TO THE BACK WHERE I WAS PARKED AND THEY WERE AT THE TIME. I WOULD BE SO GONE. THAT RUSH OF ADRENALINE IS INTENSE. THIS GUY HELPED ME DECIDE TO GO THE OTHER DIRECTION, WHEN THE LEADER OF THE BIKER FOLK CAME OVER AND DRAGGED THIS GUY BACK TOWARD THE TABLE WITH HIS ARM AROUND HIM, TALKIN TO HIM-I THINK TO LET IT GO.
SO NO I MISSED MY CHANCE TO AUDITION OFFICIALLY FOR THEM.
I KIND OF WORRY, THAT BECAUSE I CAN, I AM OVERCONFIDENT OF MY ABILITY TO DEFEND MYSELF. AND I REALIZE, NO, I DO KNOW HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF AND HAVE A HISTORY OF 1-2 PUNCH FIGHTS, ENDING WITH MY OPPONENT LYING ON THEIR BACK.
THAT BIKER GUY WOULD HAVE SHIT HIS TEETH FOR A WEEK--I AM NOT TRYING TO SOUND TOUGH ON THE INTERNET-THOSE THAT KNOW ME, HAVE SEEN A VIDEO, KNOWS I AM LEGIT.
BUT WHAT DUMBASSES EXIST IN THIS WORLD? CAN ANYONE ANSWER THAT?
LEVEL GREW AND THEN THIS GUY COMES OVER AND LOOKS TO INTERVENE
