First, I want to thank all of you who voted and commented on my Mumm I posted yesterday. The comments were astounding, as well as the voting. To see the results, just check the Mumm.
Now My question for this evening is this: What is the stupidest thing a person has ever said, or done, in order to get your attention or get into your pants? Such as "Excuse me, while I pick my jaw up off the floor." Or trying to crush a can on their head, only to end up either cut and bleeding, or knocked out on the floor.