Ladies...see if you fit the description!!!
Current mood: flirty
dresses like a grandma: when i see old ladies in the street, my shit don't get rock
plays musical instrument: she better be a professional skin flute/pecker piccalo professional
is shorter than you: haha i love me a shawty
same height as you: a girl that can look me in the eye is rare, turns me on too
is taller than you: rarely ever have to look up at a female, not sure if a girl taller than 6-1 is for me
has green eyes: green eyes are beautiful
has blue eyes: blue eyes are deep
has brown eyes: brown eyes are dark and mysterious
has long hair: love me some long hair
has med. hair: medium hair is cute too
has short hair: short hair has to be done just right, or it aint right...
drinks alcohol: ha we could definitely get along better
smokes cigs: i dont like kissin ashtrays...i might could make an exception for the right lady
smokes weed: as long as she aint feenin like snoop or on that nate smoke weed ereday shit...it could work
wears glasses: glasses are cute
has blonde hair: haha the most dangerous, been tryin to avoid em, they keep comin back to me, who am i to refuse :)
has brown hair: aint nuttin like a brown haired italian or latina...yum...
has black hair: the jet black...oh so sexy...holla at me...
has red hair: red hair...rare...firery...radiant...gimmie some...
works out?: long as you not so hard...we gon get bruises tryin to make love, i need a lil jiggle baby :)
smiles: love me a cute smile man...
calls you just to say hi: that's cool, don't blow up the celly though
creative: in bed..haha hell yeah...i can only take so much of y'all just layin there...but when it feels so good and you don't have to work haha i understand ;)
compliments you: haha a nigga like to know he lookin fresh
wears jewelry: the proper jewelry is proper
has bigger feet than you: haha nah...i got the size 12/13s if you got feet bigger than me...your ass need to be a fuckin pontoon boat or an air craft carrier or somethin...WE ARE NOW CLEARED FOR LANDING!!!
has smaller feet than you: im not really down with feet, so the smaller the better
smiles when you walk into the room: yessir...when sexual chocolate enters the room, i want smiles, and not just because my fly is down
belly piercings: can be sexy on the right bellys...everybody can't do this
virgin: wow..been there before...don't think i could go there again..i need a love with some experience
laid back: with her mind on her money and her money on her mind?
doesn't party: that's cool..she can be home with me on the couch watchin a movie..cuddlin...
likes to party: that's cool too...we can be drinkin shots off each other..eatin cake off each other..and doin all kinna other krazy shit...
wants to party: how can you not wanna party with me?
laughs a lot: if you aint laughin while you around me, you must be dead...my sense of humor is like no other...
giggles: haha i love a good giggle
slutty: lets be honest fellas...you know we like a girl with a littlebitta slut in her..not too much though..i dont wana skeeza...(yeah bitches, i said skeeza)
flirts with you: haha yeah, i love it when the ladies treat me kind
pierced ears: yessir...then its easier to buy presents fo y'all lol
pierced anything else: as long as it aint all all all over their bodies..i can work with it
cussing: haha if you tryin to keep up with me in conversation, some profantiy is gonna have to be strewn about
honest and open: that's number fuckin one up in this bitch
goes to church: aint necessary
wears makeup: natural beauty, painted on beauty, haha its all good to me...i just have to remember not to wear white so that shit don't get on my clothes lol
