conversation #1:
sinmora: hes making fun of my style cunt
me: wu-tang cunt style?
sinmora: lmao
sinmora: what exactly is wu tang cunt style
sinmora: fill me in
me: its where your vagina is so big, the hole looks like the wu tang logo?
sinmora: lmao
sinmora: I hate u fucker
me: hahaha
me: stretched out and a droopy clit to match... so whenever someone with a wutang cunt walks all you hear is "WU WU WU" coming from their naughty bits
me: or you see a method man bobble head coming out of the snatch
sinmora: OMFG
sinmora: Yeah u have issues
sinmora: u scare me a tad
me: why because i invisioned a method man smiling bobble head coming out of some girls vagina?
me: when haven't I had vagina issues
me: like i just told kel...
me: "and I'll try to be nice as again I was pretty caustic that weekend and im usually not that obnoxious hahah :p... that is unless your thing has teeth and attachable/detachable tenticles... then I dont think we can be friends anymore... :p"
me: most people just think im fucked up anyway, so it fits :p
sinmora: hahahhha
me: i belong in germany
me: with a case of method man bobble heads
sinmora: yeah seriously u do
me: i can walk around the streets going "heil shitzah!" and stick bobble heads in german girls vaginas...
me: they seem easier over there anyway
sinmora: aahahhahha
me: then i come back sounding like a bad hanzel und gretyl with 1 method man bobble head left... i will talk about how the trip was so fucked up, and that I want to go back...
sinmora: youd love it I'm sure
me: and then i'll continue to try and stick method man bobble heads in girls vaginas in the US
sinmora: ahahahha
me: claiming its "eastside"
sinmora: ahahahhahha
me: being germany
sinmora: ahh yeah youve lost it
me: "all dem bitches on the east side do it... here's another $20"
sinmora: u could wack off with a mcdonalds fry holder
sinmora: in germany cause thats what satanists do over there
me: sounds like my kind of town
me: to never visit
conversation: #2
lisa: you were fucking texting me while you were getting a freakin blowjob??
me: uhh yeah?
lisa: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lisa: oh damn that's fucking priceless.
me: i was drunk and that whole chain of events was just already bizzare... why not add to it...
me: it enhances the experience
lisa: so, she was also talking through the fucking thing???
me: well not the whole time... just when she'd come up for air
lisa: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a short time later all three of us get involved in this conv.
sinmora: i swear to fuck if you ever text me whilst getting head I'll fucking puke on you
me: and that right there... just enhances it
lisa: you sir, are insane. heahaehaehehaehe, i just remember that you texted about 5 times...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
lisa: heahaehaehaehaehehheahaehaehaehe
sinmora: oh fuck u
lisa: holy shit that's too fucking funny, i can't stop laughing
lisa: i'm honestly suprised she could shut up long enough to finish, she didn't stop talking the entire time i was around her!
sinmora: thinking about lissa while getting head aye?
me: hahah we were texting on my way home
sinmora: naturally
me: it just continued as i was kinda pantsraped at the door
sinmora: pantsraped!!!!!!!!
sinmora: yeah your always getting pantsraped
sinmora: by random 19 y/os
me: yeah
sinmora: poor thing
sinmora: must be tough
