I ain't trying to boast. It sounds like it, but I swear I ain't boasting. I is stating a natural born factoid! You got men who is smarter than me. I ain't a rocket scientist. That's fer sure. I only went to school fer the lunches. Then you got the pretty men. Most of them is queerer than a three dollar bill. I reckon I is above average in the looks department. But thar is one thing that sets me ahead of the boys out thar.
I is hung like a stud pony!
Yea, it's a bona fide factoid! All my growth settled between my legs. When I step up to a piss trough and say, "Whewee! The water is cold!" I ain't lying! I know the water is cold.
That's why I was so popular in the porn flicks. I had the right sized tool fer the job!
You put down one of them footlong hotdog buns and I can fill it from end to end.
I call it my shebanger. It stays up most of the time. No ole softee here!
To this point... I ain't never needed none of them pecker hardon pills. Yea, I is all natural. Just ask some of my galfriends and they will tell you. Or, if you is an adult woman... Stop by Hillywood and I'll show it to you. You show me your boobs and I'll show you my mighty shebanger! Sounds like a fair deal to me.
Well, don't act shocked... What do expect from Kooky Nutt?
