>A Blonds year in review......
>
>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>labels.....Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>
>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
>months.....box said "2-4 years!"
>
>April - Trapped on escalator for hours . ... power went out!! !
>
>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
>won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
>June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, the
>other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
>August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
>soft-top was open.
>
>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
>October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
>November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per
>pound and I weigh 108!!
>
>December - Couldn't call 911 .. "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
>on the stupid phone!!!
>
>What a year!!
