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Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

created on 05/23/2010  |  http://fubar.com/somantics/b332752  |  11 followers

[Klepto]

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
She's my number one bitch.

Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?
Probably had a flashback

Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?

Several times.


If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?
Sure, you didn't specify how far or for how long

Has anyone ever promised you forever?
Yes

Do you get high?
No

Something bothering you?
My job.

Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?
Yes

What made you happy this weekend?
uuuuuuuh I did get to see my folks, and I think I got some work done on my Gelgoog.

When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday, I really hate the idea of being unemployed when I'm this fucking awesome. That's principles for you...

What color shirt are you wearing?
Dark red

How long is your hair?
fairly short

Last thing you ate?
Ham goulash

Last thing you drank?
Water

Where did you sleep last night?
My bed

Are you happy right now?
Not really, but I'll make it.

What did you say last?
"I'll talk to you folks later"

Where is your phone?
Charging by my piano

Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
My job and direct supervisor.

What's something you're wanting right now?
to correct the grammar of that lest sentence... and I did. Your and you're kids...

Who makes you the happiest right now?
My doggy oggy oggy oggy

Does someone have a crush on you?
Probably. Wait... I know for a fact she does. Then there are several other "maybes"

Do you have a crush on someone?
I may as well.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
uuuuuuuuh ... ... mast- sleeping.

Do you love the last person you talked to?
My dad? Yes.

Do you wish someone was with you, right now?
Not really. I'm probably going to get a drink in a minute and not write another cover letter

Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?
No.

Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Captain Norris is definitely up there, but I gotta go with el numero Uno Char Aznable. If the Gouf pilots just had more speaking parts and camera time...

Are you happy with the person you've become?
getting there.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Good god, too many people really.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
Yup.

What is the last conversation you remember having?
The one I had with my dad. Geeze you sure do ask a lot of the same questions in different ways.


Are you a good speller?
Yes.

Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself?
Fucking god no.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
Yup. Despite my posturing and ludicrous personality, I'm quite withdrawn and insecure.

Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Yes. A lot less headbutty... while still being headbutty.

 

When is the next time you'll see the person you like?
If I'm lucky, soon. She said she needed an algebra tutor.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My manager. And before I stopped myself, I realized if he had an ounce of humanity this could in fact make him feel more like a bastard. So I let a couple drip out.

Do you miss anyone?
My brother, Brandon and Chris.

Did your night suck last night?
Kinda did, running circles filling out apps and paperwork.

How many months until your birthday?
5

Been outside longer than 30 mins today?
Nope.


Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
Yup.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A really mediocre sex tape.

Is your phone on vibrate or loud?
Vibrate

Who do you argue with the most?
Myself

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
More than once. Cest la vie.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Yup. ...if I ever have feelings.

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
Hundreds of times.

What was the best part of your day?
Getting an email asking for writing samples about 30 minutes after I sent in an application.

How tall are you?
5'11.

How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be?
She'd have to be really REALLY hot to be taller than me. I prefer a girl that can easilly rest her head on my chest or shoulder.

Does age matter in the game of love?
What matters is if she's not a granny, not a tard, and legal.

Who is older, your mom or dad?
Mom

How many children would you like to have in the future?
Not entirely sure I want kids, have to be one of those joint decisions.

Is it important to you that you have your own children, or are you willing to adopt?
Doesn't matter to me.

What do you want in your life right now?
A nice secluded house, a great job, and a good wife.

Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
I don't carry an umbrella.

What's your opinion on pot?
I'd rather it wasn't so rhapsodized and debated.

What are your plans for the weekend?
uuuuuuuh ... probably fill out more applications, job hunt and hopefully get some food at a local cafe and bump into this cute waitress who apparently has an identical twin.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Yup

Where was the first time you ever saw the person you like/love at the moment?
Getting on the elevator to go to work.

What does your hair look like right now?
Flat and groomed.

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Sure... why not?

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Probably, hell I think they -all- have up to this point.

Would you ever donate blood?
Depends on the situation.

What are you doing right now?
Holding off on writing another cover letter

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Isn't it a social imperative that we do?

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Hours.

Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
I'm sure they do.

When' s the last time you laughed really hard?
When I told the story about my little debauchle at work

What do you want?
you already asked- a great job, a secluded house, and a good wife

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Nope

When was the last time you teared up, but didn't cry?
I think yesterday counts

Have you kissed anyone on the lips today?
Mah puppeh.

What is your favorite color?
black and then german blue

Have a best friend?
More than one.

Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
Yes.

Do you think anyone's lying to you right now?
Probably. Well... not RIGHT now since I'm alone.

When was the last time you felt your heart drop into your stomach?
Probably a near traffic accident

How is the weather right now?
Drizzley and about 100 degrees


Will you sleep alone tonight ?
Doggy will be there!


Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Not since my ex moved out.

Would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward, I want to skip all this application nonsense and anticipation.

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