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50 Year Old · Female · From Las Vegas, NV · Joined on May 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 21st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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50 Year Old · Female · From Las Vegas, NV · Joined on May 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 21st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I was born and raised in Las Vegas which is kinda rare. I am a hard worker who values kindness in others and have been working in the medical field for about 27 years. I have a great bunch of friends that I have been close to for over two decades and feel loyalty and trust are very important. I have one dog and one desert tortoise.I raced BMX in highschool and I love to snowboard, swim and ride Motorcycles.. The tomboy in me is graphic and has a sailor mouth & is tattooed.

50 Year Old · Female · From Las Vegas, NV · Joined on May 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 21st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I am into nerd stuff (documentary's and museums.) My main interest is in music, I am totally into Percussion but I also love String and Piano. I love all animals . I am a huge tom boy. I like motorcycles and Cars and outdoors and extreme sports like X games . I like to write, like this for example , and I am just kidding too.

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Well that kinda stings
you thinking that I am the fiend
when your pilled up to your knees
with $600 long island iced teas
a huge sign that says VIP
Everyone here begs for things
like giving all 11s even to the under 7s
spending real money for a flawless fake ring
you already have all 6 fubar Freak Bling
how about The Dudes Rug
or the King Kong Nug
hey lets ask in a boring ass mumm
you can polish that one last
if you haven't posted that stupid ass blast
which goes like this are you
A BEGGAR A BLESSER
A SELLAR OR A NUT
A PHILOSOPHER A COMPLAINER
OR JUST A FUBAR SLUT
TAKE THAT FUPONY
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
WE CAN DO IT SWIFT
make sure fluffy don't get a whiff
or put it in a big pimping gift
it might not be safe for work
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  • kindmellie True story, I was walking home and all of a sudden a bird a little brown bird dropped a Snickers candy bar the little fun size right on me. I saw it come from his mouth and it dropped by my feet . still wrapped. wow

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