In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful
young woman wearing a
>tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.
>
>As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she
became aware that her
>skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to
the height of the first
>step of the bus.
>
>
>Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached
>behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give
>her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take
the step, only to
>discover that she couldn't.
>
>So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip
>her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step.
>
>Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise
her leg.
>
>With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a
>little more and again was unable to take the step.
>
>About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up
>easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step
of the bus. She went
>ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan &
yelled, "How dare you
>touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
>
>The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally
I would agree with
>you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured we was
>friends!!!
