01. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. **
07. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" **
09. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" **
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" **
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! **
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" **