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So last night I was watching the womens high jump. Long legged women running, jumping and landing on their backs on a soft cushion pad. So the great mind that I have started rolling and I realized that I'm 6'2" or 1.83 in meters. The top 15 girls jumped over me. NOW imagine, long-legged women, jumping over me landing on a soft pad of some sort (like a bed) Then everyone wins!!

Yahoo! News Well, you don't see something like this every day Wed Oct 24, 11:30 AM ET An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday. Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth. The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement. The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said. "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said. Copyright © 2007 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon. Copyright © 2007 Yahoo All rights reserved.Copyright/IP Policy |Terms of Service |Help |Feedback NOTICE: We collect personal information on this site. To learn more about how we use your information, see our» Privacy Policy

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So why is it that the movie industry feels the need to take a movie idea and run it into the ground, back up and run over it again several times in the form of pointless sequels. Worse yet why do people decided that Shriek 4, Oceans 13, and such might actually be good and pay to see crap encouraging the movie industry into making more. Oceans 11 was even a remake then sequels sound familiar? it's called Dr. Doolittle. People need to grow some balls and stop supporting these, your paying people to think less jobs and paid lots more then you might i remind you.

so it's the joyful time of the year when stores and radio stations have over played the holiday music. (didn't see that coming since they start in october) and hearing the song by john lennon where he makes u feel guilty for scraping together enough money to barely buy ur kid a top instead of world peace gets played again and again. so it's bad enough to hear that, let alone some crappy band covering it to get on "now that's what i call christmas shit vol. 1204958278575". I heard crappy covers of a shitty christams song twice. give me a freaking break. the covers are even poppy and not even trying to provide a message against corporate x-mas for world peace. dumb fucks.