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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Good Morning. Kids say the darnest things or perhaps better said is kids try to do the darnest things…They will use a towel or a bedsheet to fly like superman, they will stick things in places that things are not meant to be stuck in. They will wash cats with a washing machine…Hmmm seems like a lot of these I have done…Ok where was I? Oh yeah they will get sick and then get you sick…they will per strange crawly things but not eat their green vegetables…They will ask those questions that need be asked at an older age…they will pass gas out loud in public and think it think it’s funny. They will basically push the envelope to the edge and back again, however these two It is a dream that has been shared by lovers across the centuries – the chance to elope to exotic lands. But few would have been as bold and spontaneous as six-year-old Mika and his five-year-old sweetheart Anna-Bell who, after mulling over their options in secret, packed their suitcases on New Year's Eve and set off from the German city of Hanover to tie the knot under the heat of the African sun. The children left their homes at dawn while their unwitting parents were apparently sleeping, and took along Mika's seven-year-old sister, Anna-Lena, as a witness to the wedding. Donning sunglasses, swimming armbands and dragging a pink blow-up lilo and suitcases on wheels packed with summer clothes, cuddly toys and a few provisions, they walked a kilometre up the road, boarded a tram to Hanover train station and got as far as the express train that would take them to the airport before a suspicious station guard alerted police. Ah young lovers… And some you know right away they are not just right in the head. Might As Well Reserve Him a Death-Row Cell Right Now: According to a November sheriff's department report, an 11-year-old, Fort Pierce, Fla., boy hit his mother with a saw during an argument, lacerating her skull, and then, as she threatened to call police, offered her a $5 bribe not to. The mother said the kid had previously threatened to cut his 19-year-old pregnant sister's abdomen, "to give her a C-section," and once tried to use hair spray and a cigarette lighter to torch the family's cat. Would that cat then be considered to be like those hairless cats of Egypt?? No matter…however that child needs serious help.. However right now it is time to say so long for today. A huge hug thirteen pats and one bald cat. Marrtay
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