-QUESTIONS TO ASK MALES-
1. What is you favorite nail polish color?
2. Do you have a foot fetish?
3. If you had $20, what would you spend it on?
4. What is your favorite lotion to matsturbate with?
5. Have you ever thought of cross dressing?
6. Are you confident enough with your manliness to wear pink? Like bright pink?
7. Do you like the carpet to match the curtains?
8. Do you like pillow to match the carpet?
9. Did you not get that sexual innuendo?
10. Did you understand that that wasn't meant to be a sexual innuendo?
11. Would you buy me french bread if i wanted any?
12. Do you like brownies with almonds in them, walnuts in them, or no nuts in them?
13. Do you object to my saying "nuts"?
14. Can you listen to me say the word "nuts" with a completely straight face?
15. Can you listen to me say the word "nuts" without thinking of the obvious sexual reference?
16. Do you find it funny that i have 5 questions containing the word "nuts" in them?
17. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
18. Can you handle sarcasm?
19. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
20. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
21. Toilet paper: folded or crumpled?
22: Toilet paper: over or under?
23. Toothpaste: squeezed from the middle or from the end?
24. Toiletseat: up or down?
25. Do you wear socks to bed?
26. If a tree falls down in the forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
27. Why do bad things happen to good people?
29. How bored do you think I must have been to write this?
30. How bored must you have been to read this?