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48 Year Old · Female · From South Carolina · Joined on March 23, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 3rd · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 22 different people have a crush on me!
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PLEASE READ!!
HELLO!! Just a little about myself.

I am originally from the swamps of Louisiana. Yes I am an LSU and Saints fan. Born and bred. I am of Japanese

(Yonsei- 4th gen.), Choctaw, Spanish (Spain), French, and rumored Chinese, from my fathers side and French on

my mothers and straight up coonass. I am southern, but not some dumb hick just because i have a southern

twang. I have 3 Daughters. 22,18, 10. I have adopted 3 more girls, 22,21,20. Yes that is a lot of girls, but

im the type to mother. Its natural for me to want to take care of a child who I feel needs a little more than

they are getting. I have 4 grandchildren. 2 girls - 2 1/2 & 2. 2 boys 7 months( also my godson) and 2 months.

None are biological, but Ive never really saw it as family only being blood. Those are my grandbabies no

matter what.



I have Social Anxiety Disorder with severe panic attacks. I am Agoraphobic. Explains why I cant really do

crowded or public places.I am a friendly person, but I have issues with

socializing. Even if you are my BFF, i might not talk to you for a week. And if you are truly my friend, you

understand and except it. I dont do that to be rude, I just need space. I do not do drama whatsoever. It's

not necessary at all. If you are the type to need it, I seriously hope you have a good life, have a good one,

see you later. I have enough stresses and yours is irrelevant to me.. do not suck me into your problems, bc I

am not afraid to never speak to someone again. No matter who you are. I'm tired.......

I have a dog that I worship. Dozzer, boxer/ pit mix, 3 yr old. He means the world to me. Hes one of my

children. I know hes a dog, but hes more than that for me. I was at a lonely point in my life when he came to

me. Hes helped me bare through some really rough patches in life. Im trying to get him registered as a

service dog for emotional support. I truly believe in animal therapy. It really does help.

I am here FOR FRIENDS ONLY! NOT here to hook up. So PLEASE DO NOT hit my SB or PM tellin me how hot i am and

ask questions that can CLEARLY be answered by reading this profile or something douchie like " I wanna smell

your peehole." Really?. I'll ignore you. I do not give out my #, email or FB right off the bat. Those have

family my children and my job so its extremely personal.. every person from here who has those took the time

to know me and earned them. Please do the same.IF YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS THAT ARE CLEARLY STATED IN THIS

PROFILE, You WILL piss me off.



My TOP 8 FAMILY are permanent. That will NEVER change. The rest have earned those spots and Im always working

on filling them permanently. The rest are for people who need help. Which I do not mind helping. But do

not take advantage of my help or you will no longer get it.I do not run a lot of things, but thats by choice.

So if you see me running something DO NOT JUMP INTO MY SB AND BEG FOR SHIT. I will trade if there is a

giving bling bonus but hit my SB first. DO NOT send stuff without speaking to me first.



I say whats on my mind but I am not an asshole about it. I can be I just choose NOT TO BE. My humors dry and

raunchy most times. I love a good dirty joke.


I LOVE MOVIES!! I am a movie fanatic. When women go for handbags or shoes, I go for movies. over 1200 in my

collection. From silent to musicals to cheesy 80's and 90's. I love eastern asian movies/ tv shows. I love

comics books. Imma DC chick and have worshiped Wonder Woman since i was 5 yrs old along with The ENTIRE

Justice League. I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THOSE MOVIES TO COME OUT!!!!! It gives me lady wood. lol


I am a landscaper and amateur wildlife and street photographer. Going to school for photography and graphic

design. Been into photography most of my life, Either in school or family business. I LOVE National parks and

planned a big trip as soon as i am able. Driving across country in an RV just clicking everything is heaven

to me.


I am a supporter in Parkinson's research due to my father who was diagnosed about 15 or so years ago. So a

lot of the time Im helping my mother with him. Its my time to take care of him.


If there is anything else you want to know, just ask. PLEASE NO SEXUAL QUESTIONS, YOU WILL BE IGNORED AND

BLOCKED.

HAVE A NICE FUBAR DAY!




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48 Year Old · Female · From South Carolina · Joined on March 23, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 3rd · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 22 different people have a crush on me!
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60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D (read less)

Idols
A friend sent me this and thought I'd share it....

New Christmas Poem

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
'SANTA DON'T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY! COUNTRY, MY CORPS.'

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, 'CARRY ON SANTA,
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.'

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
'MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,!
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.'

This poem was written by a Marine.

The following is his request. I think it is reasonable.....

PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending
this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming
soon and some credit is due to our U.S. service men,
women, and Canadian Forces for our being able to celebrate these festivities.
Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we
owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and
dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your
small part to plant this small seed

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