I'm a professional slacker, nerd extraordinaire, student of sarcasm, the original anti-romantic and amateur pervert. You can't tell me anything I haven't heard before, so trying to shock or offend me will earn you a blank stare. Don't mistake that for a challenge. Also I don't believe in "TMI" or "worrying about your feelings" so if you ask a question, you'll get the answer. Best be sure you want the real answer. There are questions I won't answer, I do believe in protecting the privacy of myself and those I'm close to.

I'm not in search of anything here more than friends as I'm ass over brains for one particular man. I am not here to play the game. I don't care if I level or you level. I'll help from time to time, but it's just not something I'm all that into. I am far more interested in a good conversation than bling or points.

Make life easier for both of us and read this FAQ: color>

1. I'm not interested in a relationship with you. If you're thinking I am, you don't know me.

2. I'm not interested in your naughty bits. Promise. I'm just not--and stay away from mine.

3. Nope, there aren't other pictures.

4. That other messaging platform/app you're going to ask about? I don't have it.

5. No, I don't wanna call, text or email--even though its easier.

6. Yes, I'm signed in. If you didn't get an answer I'm not here or I'm busy.

7. I don't care if you sh*tface me over someone else--they are your ability points to waste--unless its my fuhubby. Please don't sf over him. color>

If you want to know more about me, ask.







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You should go like and rate my fuhubby ghostguitar He is not only wicked smaht, super talented and funny...he puts up with me and my weirdness. Oh yeah, and he's far nicer than I am too. I really am the luckiest chick at this joint.

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