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I'm a professional slacker, nerd extraordinaire, student of sarcasm, the original anti-romantic and amateur pervert. You can't tell me anything I haven't heard before, so trying to shock or offend me will earn you a blank stare. Don't mistake that for a challenge. Also I don't believe in "TMI" or "worrying about your feelings" so if you ask a question, you'll get the answer. Best be sure you want the real answer. There are questions I won't answer, I do believe in protecting the privacy of myself and those I'm close to.
I'm not in search of anything here more than friends as I'm ass over brains for one particular man. I am not here to play the game. I don't care if I level or you level. I'll help from time to time, but it's just not something I'm all that into. I am far more interested in a good conversation than bling or points.
I hate lists of rules, but to make life easier for both of us: 1. If it involves your naughty bits or my naughty bits or any combination of the two...I'm not interested. 2. I am not going to cam, text or talk on the phone to you unless I consider you a close friend. 3. Some think its cool to beg or push, I am a mom and used to ignoring repeated requests. 4. When in doubt refer to #1.
If you want to know more about me, ask. I do accept the majority of friend requests I get as I believe in giving everyone a chance.
You should go like and rate my fuhubby ghostguitar He is not only wicked smaht, super talented and funny...he puts up with me and my weirdness. Oh yeah, and he's far nicer than I am too. I really am the luckiest chick at this joint.
My major interest lies in people. Though I've got enough friends, I'm always interested in meeting new people. I use this knowledge to write fiction both clean and smutty. Other than that, I'm big into music, news, politics (I'm a flaming liberal), sports, tv and some movies.
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