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40 Year Old · Female · fuMarried to: ghostguitar ... · Joined on October 10, 2011 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 3rd · I have a crush on someone and 11 different people have a crush on me!

I'm a professional slacker, nerd extraordinaire, student of sarcasm, the original anti-romantic and amateur pervert. You can't tell me anything I haven't heard before, so trying to shock or offend me will earn you a blank stare. Don't mistake that for a challenge. Also I don't believe in "TMI" or "worrying about your feelings" so if you ask a question, you'll get the answer. Best be sure you want the real answer. There are questions I won't answer, I do believe in protecting the privacy of myself and those I'm close to.

I'm not in search of anything here more than friends as I'm ass over brains for one particular man. I am not here to play the game. I don't care if I level or you level. I'll help from time to time, but it's just not something I'm all that into. I am far more interested in a good conversation than bling or points.

Make life easier for both of us and read this FAQ:

1. I'm not interested in a relationship with you. If you're thinking I am, you don't know me.

2. I'm not interested in your naughty bits. Promise. I'm just not--and stay away from mine.

3. Nope, there aren't other pictures.

4. That other messaging platform/app you're going to ask about? I don't have it.

5. No, I don't wanna call, text or email--even though its easier.

6. Yes, I'm signed in. If you didn't get an answer I'm not here or I'm busy.

7. I don't care if you sh*tface me over someone else--they are your ability points to waste--unless its my fuhubby. Please don't sf over him.

If you want to know more about me, ask.


You should go like and rate my fuhubby ghostguitar He is not only wicked smaht, super talented and funny...he puts up with me and my weirdness. Oh yeah, and he's far nicer than I am too. I really am the luckiest chick at this joint.


40 Year Old · Female · fuMarried to: ghostguitar ... · Joined on October 10, 2011 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 3rd · I have a crush on someone and 11 different people have a crush on me!

My major interest lies in people. Though I've got enough friends, I'm always interested in meeting new people. I use this knowledge to write fiction both clean and smutty. Other than that, I'm big into music, news, politics (I'm a flaming liberal), sports, tv and some movies.

Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?

My Liberal Identity

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

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I have what you'd call an eclectic taste in music. My collection is extensive and spans most genres and decades. I know what I like, but I'm always up for learning new stuff.
I'll admit I'm sort of a movie 'tard. My friends are constantly rolling their eyes because I haven't seen many mainstream movies. I'm a star wars nerd, so that's a plus or not. I'm also a pretty big fan of Kevin Smith. Most of the movies I'm drawn to watch are indies, but I'm always up for suggestions.
Video Games
I don't have time to play a whole lot of games, but I like all different sorts when I get the time.

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