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The fucktards sure are out and busy today! Really, they're just annoyances that the lovely ignore feature was designed for. So instead of me bitching out each of these losers, I'm just gonna vent here instead.
1. I'm sick of the "you're beautiful, I'd love to see more" comments. I don't really care what you would like to see. I have plenty of pics available for your viewing pleasure. If they aren't what you're looking for, move on and find someone who has what you are looking for. That comment isn't gonna make me tell you "OMG really??? Then please, look at these nudes of me right now!"
2. I don't "trade pics" asshole. I can easily see a naked man in REAL LIFE that looks SO much better than you do. I'm not even gonna entertain this offer. You're the only one benefiting from it and I think you should keep your dick pics to yourself.
3. Don't ask me to comment and rate a bunch of your pics. If I want to, I will. But don't demand it. I know you would like me to - everyone enjoys getting rates and comments. But only losers have to beg for people to rate them.
4. I'm not gonna email you or IM you. Ever. So don't PM me your email address in hopes I will one day. If I want it, I will ask for it. What pisses me off even more is when you send it to me regularly. Obviously, if I have yet to message you yet, I NEVER WILL.
5. I don't care what you would like to do to me or have me to do you. Keep it to yourself. Really. That's just gross.
6. Don't hate if I supposedly "ignore" you for a couple days. I'm a single mom and a nurse. I have a LIFE. I know that is SUCH a foreign concept to you but I assure you, a life is a wonderful thing to have. You should really look into getting one.
7. I appreciate the blings, gifts, etc that everyone gives me but DO NOT think for one second that just because you got me one bling 2 months ago, you own me.
8. I don't get points for you rating my NSFW pics so don't act like you just did me a huge favor by doing so. I don't owe you a damn thing.
9. I hate beggars. If I wanted you to be in my family or buy you bling or whatever, I will do so. I don't mind if your status is asking for a special bling but don't PM me asking me to buy it for you unless you're willing to send me the bling credits to do it.
10. STOP ASKING ME THE SIZE OF MY BREASTS. That's none of your damn business. Neither is what positions I like, what turns me on, if I'm shaved, etc. FUCK YOU. Those are some pretty damn personal questions and you are a CREEP just for asking. Stop being such a pathetic loser and get the fuck off my page if you don't understand how you should and should not talk to a woman.
