>> > I have 6 large dogs, and was buying several large bags of Iam's at
>> > Costco and was in line to check out.
>> >
>> > The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!)
>> >
>> > On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
>> > Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
>> > last time. But I'd lost 20 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
>> > care
>> > ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>> >
>> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
>> > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>> > one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
>> > complete so I was going to try it again .
>> >
>> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
>> > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
>> > behind her.
>> >
>> > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
>> > food poisoned me?
>> >
>> > I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car
>> > hit me.
>> >
>> > I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
>> > staggered to the door laughing.
