Gringo Loco's blog: "Just Stuff"

Did You Know - January of 08 Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout. "The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination." ~ Richard Wright *January 1st - New Year's Day *January 2nd - Writer Isaac Asimov (I, Robot and The Foundation Trilogy) born in 1920 in Russia. *January 3rd - Writer John Ronald Reuel Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit) born in Bloemfontein, South Africa in 1892. *January 5th - Musician Marilyn Manson (Albums: Genesis of the Devil and The Last Tour on Earth) born in 1969 in Canton, Ohio. *January 6th - Artist Wayne D. Barlowe (Books: The Alien Life of Wayne Barlowe and Barlowe's Inferno) born in Glen Cove, New York in 1958 *January 16th - Ivan IV The Terrible, 17, Crowns himself the first Tsar of Russia in 1547. *January 19th - Writer Edgar Allen Poe (The Masque of the Red Death) born in 1809 in Boston. *January 20th - Johnny Thomas III (Me) born in Bradenton Florida, turns 24. *January 21st - Fantastic artist Robert Venosa (Book: Noospheres) born in New York City in 1946 & Martin Luther King, Jr. Day *January 26th - Australia Day *January 27th - Writer and mathematician Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland) born in 1832 as Charles Dodgson in Cheshire, England. Well I hope you all enjoyed them, I'll be back in February to tell you all more. Thank You, Johnny T3

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Jennifer Chambers (SexylilJenn69) was on her way home and possible fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a tree. Officials are still investigating. They don't think speed was a factor. A nurse from the local hospital was first at the scene and found that she was still alive (barely). She had to give her CPR on the way to the hospital, but she died on the way. Jennifer was a very special girl who I loved and regret'd leaving to make a better life here in FLorida. The hardest thing was to move to Florida leaving a girl that I loved 1500 miles away hopeing that things still work'd out but that didn't happen. We broke up a few days before I moved but remained good close friends. Hearing of her accident hurts me greatly and knowing that her 6 yr old lil girl doesn't have her mother anymore bring more pain. lucky the grandparents will probably get custody (I hope) and she'll be taken care of. There is no dates set at the moment. Here are some of her pics (from her account)

Hey everybody, Well Surgery went as planned and even thow there was a few complications I'm home and do'n well. Tuesday the 14th @ 7:30 am I went into the hospital for hernia surgery. I got preped and surgery start'd round 10am. I was released and was able to go home shortly after 5:30 pm. While n surgery they found pesticides n my system which reacted with the Anastetics which end'd up paralizeng me for a few hrs. I'm home and walk'n round (slowly) yes i'm n pain but the drugs r help'n now n then. Thank you all for showing ur support it really helped Thank you all, Johnny Thomas

Friday August 10th @ 10:30am I go for pretesting Tuesday August 14th @ 8am I go for my surgery. First time I can remember go'n to the hospital and I'm not very fond of needles so I'm gonna be freak'n out bigtime. Wish me luck & please show me ur support, I'm gonna need it :P Johnny Thomas III