Whiskey Girl's blog: "just passin' some time..."

MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE, SOME ARE JUST FUNNY, AND SOME NOT SO TRUE... BUT ALL Fun To Read.... CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk RODEO FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------- ------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs RODEO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up --------------------------------------------- ----------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. RODEO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------- ------------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. RODEO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**k!" --------------------------------------------- --------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. RODEO FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. --------------------------------------------- ------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. RODEO FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who boughtit in the first place. --------------------------------------------- ----------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. RODEO FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. --------------------------------------------- ----------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. RODEO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. --------------------------------------------- --------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. RODEO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. --------------------------------------------- ----- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. RODEO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" --------------------------------------------- ------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. RODEO FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. --------------------------------------------- ---------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. RODEO FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night ----------------------------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. RODEO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. RODEO FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". RODEO FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". --------------------------------------------- ---- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. RODEO FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!! --------------------------------------------- ---- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." RODEO FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

Here's to all of us who live in Minnesota , some born and raised here. Some got here as fast as they could and others who would like to be from Minnesota. This is the best version of this that I have seen. Not sure if all of them apply to everyone, but . . . . Rules of Minnesota : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. You say our lakes smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat walleye & northern pike and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age. 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham & turkey. 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats,vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: Onion, Pepper, and Garlic! 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet,and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch. 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish. 15. Colleges? Try St. Olaf, Concordia, or St. John's . They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays. 16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't screw with Minnesota ." If you do, you will get whipped by the best. Minnesota is the greatest state ever!!