Well I am bored right now so I figured I would types some random ranting for something to do. Have you heard that song by Fergie "London Bridge"? I have heard that song on the radio many, many, times but I never really listened to the words. I listened to every word of that
song today and you know what? I still don't know what the hell it means when her London Bridge comes down. Does it mean her panties come off, her blood sugar drops, I have no fucking clue. If anyone knows I would love to be enlightened. I stay pretty much up with the times, I am a hip cat, I know what's going down, but I still don't know what the hell she is talking about.
Chain emails, JUST STOP DOING THEM PEOPLE, or at least stop sending them to me. No magic leprechauns will dance on my screen. I won't
have good luck if I forward it to 10 friends. I won't get lucky and come up on some money, and because I don't forward your email it does not mean that I am denying Jesus. It is that I just do not forward chain emails. If you are so worried about everyone elses salvations, go volunteer at a church, pass out tracks to strangers, go do some missionary work, or
just pray.
Now for my last one, Parking log buggy racks. I know that Walmart has a whole bunch of them located all over there parking lot. Why is it so
hard for people to push there cart to them. Have we become so lazy that we cannot walk 30 feet. I have watched people off load there junk in there car and then park there buggy behind someone elses car and the buggy rack be 10 feet away. I think these people should be publicly
beaten. There is absolutely no excuse for it. They cannot be in that big of a hurry. I bet if there was free donuts at the buggy rack they
would walk there lazy ass to it then. The people that also do this would be the first to sue Walmart or any other store for damage to therecar from stray buggies hitting there car when the wind blows hard. We should all ban together and when we see someone doing this we should grab the nearest buggy and start surrounding there car with them and block them in the parking space until they put there cart away.
Well that's all for now folks. I hope everyone has a great day. If you see me on the street stop and say hello. If you don't see me on
the street that means I saw you first and didn't want to talk to ya. LOL
