"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it".
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them".
"Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive".
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me".
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe".
"God must love stupid people; He made so many".
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps".
"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD".
"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson".
"I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on".