so, anyone's that actually bothered to read mine or pookie's profile is probably aware we're looking for a 3rd. a few months ago i started talking to a person who claimed they were down for it but, wanted me to send her an application. weird, i know, but believe me, we've had stranger requests. needless to say, i never got a reply. however, i thought it was kinda humorous, shared it with a few friends, and figured what the hell...i'd post it up here for shits and giggles. enjoy, and who knows? maybe one of you will actually want the "job" lol
full name:
last____________ first____________ M.I.______
email address:___________________________________
phone number (optional):______ - ______ - __________
position applying for:
full-time submissive___
full-time switch___
other (please explain)___
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Q & A portion
are you:
1. willing to relocate? Y___ N___
2. willing and able to be in a longterm F/M/F relationship W/O fucking around on us (aka cheating) ? Y___ N___
3. opposed to traveling the 50 states, and parts of Canada, while residing in a large RV someday? Y___ N___
4. willing to use condoms until all parties involved feel comfortable enough to go "bareback"? Y___ N___
into:
(check all that apply)
1. oral___
2. anal___
3. assplay, asslicking, etc.___
4. BDSM/S&M___
5. toys, including the BDSM/S&M type (whips, shackles, etc.)___
6. rubber/vinyl/latex fetish gear/clothing___
7. facials, or any other "body shot"___
8. hairpulling___
9. asphyxiation___
10. biting___
11. spanking___
please list any other fetishes, interests, skills, or experience that you feel will best qualify you for the job:__________________________________________________________________
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I, _____________________, state that all the information presented above is 100% true. by signing below, i agree to enter into a F/M/F relationship with Juan and Pookie for an indefinite ammount of time; or until "employment" is no longer desired by any parties involved.
sign:________________________________________
date:____ / ____ / 20____
