HELP US MEN LIVE LONGER!
As I grow older I fight what most men do, the middle age spread.
I too see the poles weekly with the USA being obsessed from fast
food which gives convenience and fits the time for the USA working
schedule. So this is what I propose!
That the fast food places should have a healthy fat burning meal available
at drive through. Label it as a value meal #69 so us males can remember it.
Burning calories as we eat, and builds muscle as we drive!
Just put pussy on a plate!

Warning! This meal comes in many flavors and dressings. You only want the freshest.
Make sure it does not look freshly used, have a side of tartar or cocktail sauce with it, no corn flakes, no cottage cheese.
Smell it for freshness, and play with it. Yes, it’s a food you can play with at the table!
This way you can see if you missed anything that you did not see before!
If you have swelling of the tongue, itchy throat, go see your doctor ASAP!
Use your abs and hold on firmly, it can squirm off the plate!
