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I've decided that certian men sucks ass.
Today I had to get new tires so I dropped by Discount Tires because I'm getting a new car later this year and I don't really care if they are the best of the best. I thought I would be in there an hour tops. Until I met Dale The Jackass.
As soon as I walked in wearing a football jersey, he started in.
Dale the Jackass: "Oh guys, it looks like we have a front runner here!"
Me: "Huh, what?"
Dale the Jackass: "You have a Tim Hightower jersey on. But I bet you didn't know his first name."
Me: "Yes actually I did know his first name. I'm here because I need new tires."
Dale the Jackass: "I think it is funny how girls wear sports stuff and have no idea about the sport."
Me: "Look I love football but I really need some tires. Is there anyone that can help me."
Dale the Jackass: "Just humor me. Do you even know what position he plays?"
Me: "He is a running back that got drafted in the 5th round of the 2008 draft. He went to Richmond and he had 10 TDs last season. NOW I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUCKING MANAGER!!!"
So.... I got got $100 bucks knocked of my tires and Dale the Jackass got written up and sent home. *Sigh* Not such a bad ending!
