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DOC1043
July 16, 2009 11:31 PM
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up
In jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,
Though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
If she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on
The behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
Forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words...
'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
Power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw
The switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall
To their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, 'Well,
I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
Electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
