1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Well, I a not sure when I ate the cocoons exactly, but I am guessing a a few days after that
2. What was your last alcoholic beverage?
I believe he said his name was Phillip, he was pretty toxic too I tell ya
3. Who is/are the friend/s you can count on the most?
Well, Judy right now I guess . . . She not only has all her fingers and toes but she has the spawns in her as well with fingers and toes
4. Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
Exactly who is this significant other of which you speak?
5. Favorite Band?
Hmmmm, I’ve heard some freaky ass stories about Band Camp so I am going with any that I find there
6. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
Contrary to popular belief I am in fact a human being
7. Do you like anyone?
Nope I am an equal opportunity hater - hate ya all the same
8. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
I am currently engaged in typing answers to this survey
9. What's your favorite number?
Purple
10. Who was the last person to make you cry?
You dammit - yes you - can’t you see the tears flowing now?
11. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, or I would have a one time at camp - instead I just had to get drunk and high with friends in bedrooms . . . hehehe
12. When was the last time you cried?
Look at #10 dammit
13. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Hmmm, the ability to look forward to a glorious future free of stupid surveys
14. What is one thing you've learned about life?
It ends abruptly
15. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yeah I am feeling that I am being overlooked for myself way too often
17. Has a friend ever used you?
Only when I use them back - hehehe
18. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than as a friend?
Oh yeah - I’ll have a cult following before long
19. Who was the last person you drove with?
I’ve been allowed to drive by myself for a while now
20. What are you looking forward to?
Right now it’s the computer screen, but it tends to change with what ever happens to be in front of me at the time
21. How are you today?
Breathing . . . And you?
23. Are you currently single?
Well I do not see another one of me right at the moment so gonna go with yes on this one
24. How many things in your past do you regret?
I never regret I make others do that
25. Do you have a best friend?
Well I have ones that put up with much more stupid shit than others
26. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
I do not think so but there was this night where I am pretty sure I kissed at least 6 or 7
27. Who was the last person you hugged?
That weird guy I keep chained in my closet for emergency purposes
28. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them?
Yeah but I killed her so it’s ok now . . . No one else can have her either
29. If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?
Oh gotta go with clothing - ewe tight rolled jeans need I say more?
30. Have you ever felt like killing somebody?
Only felt? Did you not see # 28
31. Do you like your life?
I can like yours if you let me
32. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Yeah but a few stitches took care of that - she’s much weaker than I thought
33. Did you forgive them?
Yeah - I stabbed her in the leg - it’s how we relate
34. Do you like gum?
Well - hmmm, I like to blow bubbles
35. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I am gonna go with imaginary on this one
36. How long have you had a cherrytap?
Long enough to know that I have been here too long
37. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Yeah the cat does it all the time - other families stashed away thinking I’ll never find out - I can see him walk in the door dammit
38. Favorite boys name?
The Boy
39. Favorite girls name?
The Girl
40. What are some of your biggest fears?
Band Camp . . .
41. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Not over you
42. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
Well there is this little green guy that I think about all the time - calls himself a brain robber or something
43. Are you a player?
I like board games
45. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right?
Yep, those tits were indeed real
46. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated?
Dated eh? LOL
47. Have you ever dated a co-worker?
Dated? Uh
48. Are looks important?
Oh hell yeah I gotta know which ones are easy now don’t I?
49. If someone liked you, how would you want them to tell you?
With oral sex - no questioning the intent then
50. Do you believe in love?
I believe it is a word