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Jasmine's blog: "Stuff!"

created on 03/12/2009  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b284682  |  2 followers

No I don't enjoy talking to robots, sometimes yes/no answers just don't quite hit the spot.

Are you a tranny? No? Well then why do you insist on making yourself up like one?

If looking slightly surprised gives you more lines on your forehead than the note pad I write on....then NO you will not age well even if you are only 17.

I might be insecure and ditzy but doesn't mean I personally have a tolerance for it.

My neighbour's sister's grandmother's uncle's ex-girlfriend's cat died. You must all feel sorry for me because this somehow personally affects me too even though I've never ever had a cat.

 

Annoying cousin: 'Omg I feel so dizzy...I don't know what's wrong with me'.

Me: 'Try eating'.

 

Annoying cousin no.2: 'Yea yea you book the holiday because I don't have time to do it, you pick the hotel'

Me: 'You sure? I'll come back with the details to double check with you first'

Cousin: 'No it's ok I'll be busy anyway'

Me (I do it anyway...then wait 30 mins for her to not even bother glancing at the hotel whilst making myself late for work)

Cousin (20 minutes later): OMG that hotel isn't even like in the top 10 in Venice.

Me: Oh FFS.

 

Oh and if you ask me a question and I tell you 'I don't know'.

Asking me over and over again with 5 minute intervals isn't going to get me to answer you any quicker, it will just royally piss me off.

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