When my three-year-old son opened
the birthday gift from his grandmother,
he discovered a water pistol.
He squealed with delight and
headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased.
I turned to Mom and said,
"I'm surprised at you.
Don't you remember how we
used to drive you crazy with
water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied,
"I remember..."
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Two fraternity brothers decide
to go sailing one afternoon
and become lost.
After twenty hours with nothing
to eat or drink, one of them
spots a lamp floating by.
He picks it up and a genie
pops out.
The genie notices the poor
condition of the brothers
and grants them one wish
between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over
who gets the wish, one of them
blurts out,
"I wish the ocean was
made of beer."
Magically,
the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated,
the other guy yells,
"You idiot!
Now we have to piss in the boat!"
Niterszz & Sweet dreams all :)
