Dear "greenies",
Here's an "Uncomfortable Truth"
If you peckerwoods are so interested in saving trees and all the other B.S. you spout, WHY THE HECK AREN'T YOU TRYING TO ELIMINATE JUNK FREAKING MAIL? Don't you realize how much total crap comes to our mailboxes every week? If global warming is half the total B.S. Al Lisping Gore says it is, try to imagine how much LESS greeenhouse gas would be emitted by all the mail-carrying vehicles IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO HAUL AROUND ALL THAT SNAIL-MAIL SPAM!!!!!! Not to mention the trees that would be saved, and the reduction of so much of the the steam and UNGODLY STINKING POLLUTION created by paper-mills. Hey BIG AL! Have you ever SMELLED a paper-mill? When you and Tipper were having all of your Ponderosa Pines harvested at the same time you were trying to put the Oregonian loggers out of work did you happen to LOOK at all the stupid crap that comes in the mail? I reckon you had an "undocumented immigrant" (translate: Illegal Alien) throw all that junk away before you "perused" it in your gas-guzzling limo (or burn it, thereby creating MORE greenhouse gases). Do the world a favor, if you really give the tiniest shred of a DAMN, and campaign against junk mail and internet spam. If you don't, you don't really give a rat's arse now, do you? Relax comfortably with THAT.
Sincerely,
Someone who ACTUALLY understands conservation -- John A. Owens
